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scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent


mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

"I don’t know," he sighed.

Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

I frowned and he waited.

"My home is District 12."

Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG


peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.


dontbesodroopy:

Spook: Slang. an espionage agent

Welcome to Primrose Road, or as it’s known within “The Service”, Spooksville Road - home to former members of the espionage service. Here surveillance experts, undercover specialists, and assassins alike, mix in happy harmony, enjoying their retirement and all the perks that a pension from Her Majesty’s Government affords them. Their peaceful existence (and utter boredom) is thrown into chaos though when a former agent turns up dead in the underwear section of a local Marks & Spencers - prompting these old pros to return to action.

Matters are complicated by the presence on the road of a now mad former agent handler (Derek Jacobi) and the agent that drove him to it (Eileen Atkins), a paranoid surveillance expert who thinks he’s in The French Connection (Michael Gambon), a longstanding rivalry between two hackers (Ian McKellen and Judi Dench), and a former CIA operative who thinks he’s still 25 (Dustin Hoffman).

Only the recently retired and new occupants of the road, assassin (Helen Mirren) and undercover ops agent (Penelope Wilton) seem to have a grip on the situation… or do they?

Oh and then of course there’s the arrival of an ex-husband (Michael Caine), who still has no idea, after 40 years, that his former wife (Maggie Smith) was the greatest trained killer in the history of the British Secret Service.

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.



wait i can explain

wait i can explain


student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

grantvoy:

• GET TO KNOW ME current celebrity crushes [7/10] » GEMMA ARTERTON

It’s such a male-dominated industry. You can be a feminist, it’s just difficult because it sometimes comes back at you.

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note


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